Old School Lovin'

Things that have nothing to do with school

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……………………/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘….,’;;,;;;;;;You: you can’t have your cake and eat it too
Stranger: that’s what i look like
Stranger: do you like me?
You: you look like a homo
Stranger: i like you
You: don’t like me
You: i’m not a guy
Stranger: i know you’re a chick that tells guys they look like homos
You: shut up
You: i’m a tran
You: you know nothing about how we feel
You: !!!!
Stranger: like my friend han tran from vietnam
Stranger: pho is the best yo
You: psh
You: only pho king!
Stranger: yeah i only ike the one next to the video shop
You: they’re best next to the laundromats
You: um
Stranger: yeah the lint from the dryers get in and its the best
You: soompi
Stranger: the best
You: and the smell of pho king mixing with the smell of fresh laundry
You: mmm
Stranger: okay this isn’t getting anywhere
You: of course
You: wait
Stranger: i think you need to take this more seriously
You: really?
Stranger: i work hard at this
You: is this website for people to meet people?
You: because that’s kind of weird
Stranger: just listen to wht im saying
You: i’m reading with all my heart
Stranger: internet is serious business
You: yeah, i know. you can get rich or die trying
Stranger: thats the problem ur too emotional
You: look buddy
You: you either get somewhere
You: or nowhere in life
Stranger: true
You: there’s no in between!!!!
You: :’(
Stranger: but when u live in the gutter the only place o go is up
Stranger: or die
You: when i live in the gutter
You: i ain’t gon go nowhere
You: i’m gonna have my couch in there with me
Stranger: no if you end up in the gutter
Stranger: think of me
You: ok
You: and…?
You: will i just pass out or something?
Stranger: the dude from the internet
You: you’re a dude?
Stranger: and how i changed your life
You: are you going to sell me your dvd now?
You: do i have to call in to order or something?
Stranger: i only do seminars
Stranger: in barbados
You: and will i get discounts if i refer friends to your seminars?
You: barbados?
You: who cares
You: we have web cams nowadays
Stranger: buy a plane icket now
You: barbados is only a click away
Stranger: i will heal you
You: you have healed me
Stranger: do it! now is not the time to be a pussy
You: who said i’m being a pussy?
Stranger: hallelujah!
You: i’m being a dick
You: geez
You: praise the internet!
Stranger: my work is done here
Stranger: good night
You: thank you
You: good night

Bond lengths, Bond Dipoles

Bond lengths follow the expected trend that bonds between larger atoms are longer and bonds between smaller atoms are smaller.

Duh.

Fat people (larger atoms) have to have longer arms if they want to wrap them around their equally fat partners.

- But bond strength and bond length are inversely related!  A short bond is generall shorter than a long one.

Why? (Bond Dipole)

Fat people get sick of the effort they have to make to keep each other in their arms.  It’s too much work so they go look for other people to love.

Not so fat people can keep their arms around each other all day and not get tired.

So fat people tend to have weaker bonds and not-so-fat people have stronger bonds.  ( Plus, they’re harder to pull apart than fat people ^___^ )

Bond Dipoles: 

Goodie two shoes are attracted to badasses, just like how

Electrons are polarized toward more electronegative atoms.

Gay atoms C-C and F-F have no bond dipoles.

C-F bonds are stronger than them (more electronegative - C has partial positive charge, F partial negative charge).  

Straight bonds have nuclei closer than the sum of their atomic radii because of coulombic attraction between charged ends. (ionicish)

Covalent Bonding & Bond Strength & Homo[sexual]atomic Bonds

Covalent: bonding between two of the same kind.

Unlike ionic bonding where bonds are created between opposites (according to Coulomb’s law) to balance each other out and reach stability, covalent bonds are bonds in which atoms share electrons to both reach stability.

Unlike Li & F, covalent bonding atoms have relatively similar levels of electronegativity.

They share their negativity to keep each other alive and more stable like two emo kids helping each other out.

Weak bonds are easily broken and molecules with such bonds are fairly reactive.

Strong, unbreakable couples v. couples willing to cheat.

Strong bonds are hard to break and give rise to stable molecules.

So we define bond strength by how easy it is to break them apart!  ^_______^

Homoatomic bonds: bonds between atoms of the same element (see, homosexual bond def.)
Homosexual bonds: n. bonds between lovers of the same sex.

Bonds are strongggg - takes a lot to break them apart (hell, they even travel to different states to get married)

But going across a row in the periodic table, the trend in bond strength may not be regular.  Li-Li>Be-Be<B-B<C-C<N-N>O-O>F-F

(N-N has triple bonds, O-O double, F-F single) - same with period 3.

Love & Ionic Bonding

He, Ne, and Ar are never found bonded to other atoms in nature.

Noble gases are special in their closed shell electron configurations.  Since there’s no room for more love, they don’t accept any more negative species into their lives.

Their nucleuses are so positive, the loss of the electrons they already have is unfavorable.

Noble gases don’t want to do anything at all - unreactive to temptations.

Noble gases are like content lovers.

Non-noble gases have open shell configurations.  They’re lonely and emotionally unstable, so they try to form bonds to feel whole like noble gases.

ex. Depressing Li and Freakishly happy F meet.  Li tries to bond with F by sharing her depressing life stories and introducing F to her depressing counterparts.

As a result: Li gets closer to emotional stability by losing some baggage, and F gets more balanced out by being less overly happy about everything in the world.

Li becomes more positive and F becomes less too-positive.

Chemistry

Chemical Bonding:

Bond length, Bond strength, Bond dipole

Ionic

Greater electronegativity; stronger bonds

Large difference; farther apart on periodic table

Coulomb’s law: opposites attract ~ the greater the charge difference, the greater the oppositeness and attraction, meaning… stronger bonds

Covalent

Weaker bonds

Closer together on the periodic table

Bond Dipole means electronegativity potential - some atoms are more attractive and charismatic to electrons than others.